I don't think I'll ever get tired of quizzes...

Olive Juice Photography (Formerly Dandelion Daydream Photography) blogged this Fun Friday Fact Fiesta today, and it looked like fun. So here's mine:

If I were a month, I’d be February.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be a late summer evening.
If I were a planet, I’d be Pluto, because I'm old school. (and short. and a little out there.)
If I were a sea animal, I’d be an otter.


If I were a direction, I’d be west.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a lawn chair in front of a campfire.
If I were a liquid, I’d be rain.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a peridot.
If I were a tree, I’d be a douglas fir.


If I were a tool, I’d be a sandpaper.
If I were a flower, I’d be a garden rose.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be rainy.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a fiddle.


If I were a color, I’d be pink.
If I were an emotion, I’d be gratitude.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a raspberry.
If I were a sound, I’d be a river.
If I were an element, I’d be carbon.


If I were a car, I’d be a Dodge Ram 2500.
If I were a food, I’d be chicken.
If I were a place, I’d be Olympic National Park.
If I were a material, I’d be linen.
If I were a taste, I’d be savory.
If I were a scent, I’d be vanilla.
If I were an object, I’d be a book.


If I were a body part, I’d be a ear.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be eyes rolling.
If I were a song, I’d be 'American Honey' by Lady Antebellum
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be flip-flops. Always.